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The Hooker


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An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.
 
"Hey, how mucha you chargefora hour, ?"
He asks.
"$100" she replies.
 
In broken English, he says,
"You do immigrant style?
 
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 you do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
 
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
 
"I pay you $400.
 
"No," she says.
 
So finally he says,
 
"OK, I pay $1,000 you do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes
 from every part of the world.
How bad could immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, they finish.
 
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
 
The illegal immigrant replies,
"You senda bill to Government."
 
 
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LMAO Spidy!

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
 
Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A: Brothel sprouts.
 
Q: Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
A: Now she does business on the side!
 
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker?
A: a pastatute.
 
Q: Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
A: O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
 
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
A: A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
 
Q: What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A: Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
 
Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
 
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese prostitute that had a black baby?
A: She named him Sum Ting Wong!
 
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
 
Q: How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs?
A: None "She fell"
 
Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea?
A: Well, one shucks between fits.
 
Q: What do you tell a Hooker with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing. You've already told her twice!
 
Q: Whats the difference between a hooker and a Kit Kat?
A: You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat!
 
Q: Why did the Hooker fall out of the tree?
A: Because, she was dead!
 
Q: What do you call a Hooker with no legs?
A: A nightcrawler!
 
Q: What's the difference between your job and a Dead Hooker?
A: Your job still sucks!
 
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
 
Q: What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker?
A: Jello wiggles when you eat it!
 
Q: What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead dog in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
 
Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a Dead Hooker?
A: I don't have a Corvette in my garage!
 
Q: What do you do if your hooker is running around screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
A: Shoot her again!
 
Q: What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
A: You don't cry when you chop up a hooker!
 
Q: If a new whore uses vasoline, what does an old whore use?
A: An old whore uses poly-grip!
 
Q: Why do Republican politicians never conduct business on the same street where a prostitute is working?
A: Professional courtesy!
 
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a Hooker?
A: Tiger can work his balls both ways!
 
Q: How bad is the California economy?
A: Even the hookers are taking I.O.U's
 
Q: What do you get when you cross Tiger Woods and a dinosaur?
A: Lick a lot of puss.
 
Q: Why does Tiger play a round of golf with a prostitute?
A: To get a hairy hole in one.
 

 
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