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so sister Mary of the immaculate conception is driving through an extremely dark forest, with faithful companion sister Theresa from ' st. Anne's church without the walls' in the passenger seat. Tootling along, singing 'Jerusalem ', when out of the night flies a fearsome vampire, landing sprawled across the bonnet (um, hood) of their car. Sister Mary swerves off the road, screeching to a halt, and shouts to her friend ( please insert Irish accent here) " quick, sister Theresa show him your cross!'

Sister Theresa leaps out of the car, stares at the vampire, and screams

"get the f#ck of the car, you toothy tw#t!"

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Wish I was a nun.

 

 

(no-one told me about her, the way she lied...)

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