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Tell Tale Signs You Are Getting Older?


Phrenicz

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Ok, obviously I'll start...

When I was young this never happened...

However, as I grow older, inevitably certain parts have succumbed to gravity... As a result, I now find myself sitting on my bollocks quite a lot!?

An issue I never thought I would have, back when I was a wee lad :-)

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Someone called to see if I wanted to hang out.

My answer, "What?! Its already nine o clock. I'm in my pj's"

I heard myself and felt ancient.

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Also, like, random long outer gandalf-stylee white ear hairs!? I'm only 36?! What possible purpose do they serve!?

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My penis used to watch me shave, not all it does it stare at the floor.

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My penis used to watch me shave, not all it does it stare at the floor.

Man, you and I must have different styles of shaving!

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Very, very, very emotional hangovers from a night on the vino :-(

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