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Transcript Of Exam To Increase Longevity


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Ok, I'm really horrible at telling jokes, but here's one for your enjoyment!

 

A patient goes to the doctor because he wants to live for a long, long time.  Here's a transcript of the exam:

 

Patient:   Doctor, I want to live for a long time.  What is your advice?

Doctor:    Well, let's begin with a few simple questions.

 

Patient:   Of course.

 

Doctor:    Do you drink alcohol?

Patient:   No.

 

Doctor:    Do you smoke?

Patient:   No.

 

Doctor:    Do you use drugs?

Patient:   No.

 

Doctor:    Hmmm.  Let's see, do you have a lot of sex?

Patient:   No.

 

Doctor:   Well, then, I only have one question for you:

 WHY THE F@CK DO YOU WANT TO LIVE A LONG TIME?

 

 

Have a good day!

:rolleyes:  :P  B) 

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OKAY just for effort I HAVE to give this an LOL. :)

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