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Let's Offend Everyone


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Let's Offend Everyone

 

 

I came out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days.' I told him 'I wish I had your will power.'

I took my Biology exam last Friday.  I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Romanian gipsies" were not the correct answers.

A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry dear, you're bound to lose it eventually. '

Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.  A man asks "What's wrong?" The boy says "Me ma is dead." "Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to call Father O' Riley for you"? The boy replies "No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment."

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!

Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.

 

 

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some nasty but funny jokes there im lmao rolf

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A lady was sitting outside of a cafe on the steps, crying and holding a very ugly baby.

This gentleman came along and asked her what the problem was.

She answered, "I was only wanting to eat inside, but the people in there were making fun of my baby and I just couldn't stand it".

The gentleman said, "Never mind them, come inside with me and I'll feed you anything you like and I'll even buy a banana for your monkey".

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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved
forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and
forth...back and forth...in and out....in and out

She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and
trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned,softly
at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out
an almighty scream and shouted..........

"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the car!

You do it, you SMUG bastard!"

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haha Nice some good jokes here nasty but good 

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Eli calls on his Jewish friend whom he discovers scraping the wallpaper off the living room walls.

 

"Hello Joshua.  Are you redecorating?"

 

"Nah, Eli. We're moving."

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Eli calls on his Jewish friend whom he discovers scraping the wallpaper off the living room walls.

 

"Hello Joshua.  Are you redecorating?"

 

"Nah, Eli. We're moving."

 

So, the tribe members are notoriously cheap. They need all the money they can get to support the lifestyle of their JAP women. Oy!

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The Cardinal was all set to give confessions when he comes down with laryngitis.  He asks his most trusted Priest to fill in for him.   He instructs his secretary to write down common sins on attonements and place them in the confessional for the Priest.

 

Most of the confessors come and go with no problems, but one simply stumps the Priest.  He can't find anything close on the postits so he excuses himself for a moment and runs to look for the Cardinal he comes across an altar boy and says

"Quick, what does the Cardinal give for oral, anal and bondage sex?"

 

The altar boys reply "Usually two snickers and a coke".

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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They say a picture is worth 1000 words. Maybe even 1500 in this case.

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Oh haven't I discovered a nice thread.

 

A haven for absolute disrespect, racism, and hurt. All in the guise of humor. Ha ha ha ha...

 

So, can I post some animal or child porn pics  in here. Me thinks that would be kinds funny for some of ya?

 

Just where do we (you) draw the line?

 

tick tock....tick tock...

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Try to puzzle it out?

But i m sure posting some animal or child porn pics  in here would be out of the puzzle.

 

Ok, thanks Neute.

 

But stuff like this is just fine and dandy.

 

 

 

Q: Who was the most well known Jewish cook?

A: Hitler

 

 

 

I get ya, thanks for the tips

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Oh haven't I discovered a nice thread.

 

A haven for absolute disrespect, racism, and hurt. All in the guise of humor. Ha ha ha ha...

 

So, can I post some animal or child porn pics  in here. Me thinks that would be kinds funny for some of ya?

 

Just where do we (you) draw the line?

 

tick tock....tick tock...

Its the internet Puzzler. No child porn................ however if a topic offends you and is called that why read it?

BTW do we know you from a previous DBG name?

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