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Blackout Of 2013!


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Post your stories here about what you did to survive the Great Blackout of 2013!

 

Conspiracy theories also highly preferred!

 

 

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It was harrowing!

I just joined, then wham! Gone!

What do I do?

I tried another forum which I won't name, and I almost cried at the thought of having to use that one instead of this way more informative board!

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I went to work twice.

Played 3 games of electronic Battleship against myself.

Bit my nails down to the cuticles.

Bought a police scanner.

Learned how to play the violin.

Smoked a dozen and one Cohibas.

Started flame wars with my neighbors.

Placed a huge order with Club Alp.

Ran over a squirrel and what I think was a previously hit possum.

Played with my dingus, a lot.

Wrapped my head in foil and microwaved it.

Tried parachuting, plugging, and freebasing Somas.

Ate crabs and fish from a dumpster.

Watched Charlie the Unicorn on Youtube parts 1-4 eight times in a row.

Learned the secret formula for Alprazolam exctraction from lab rat whiskers.

Drew several pastel pictures of Jewbacca and Slammer and hung them on my bedroom wall.

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Haha wish I had that much time on my hands!

Was too busy having a heart attack!

And I think I broke my refresh button hoping it might bring the site back hehe.

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I joined that damn overseas pharmacy forum and got banned after one post cause I said something about what happened to DBG. Thank the Jesus its back online! That other forum can go quack itself. There is nothing else better!

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i joined overseas pharmacys too lol...........and about 10 other ones just trying to find out what was happening here!!! lol.......I never realized how much i use this place for info

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I forgot to mention, I also made 300 posts on Topix inviting all of the shills, trolls, scammers, and random jackasses to come join the "new and improved" DBG once it opened back up.

Don't worry, they'll just probably congregate on the Club Alp thread.

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I joined that damn overseas pharmacy forum and got banned after one post cause I said something about what happened to DBG. Thank the Jesus its back online! That other forum can go quack itself. There is nothing else better!

Haha damn! They banned me after 2 measles posts! For life!

And I said NOTHING controvertial at all! What the?

And I asked them why, they haven't even responded. Thank goodness DBG is back!

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Sorry, meant measley. Damn spell check keeps twisting my words.

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Haha. At least y'all got to make a post at OP. They kicked me off their forum before I could even make one..

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Sooo...

 

One thing is for sure....I FUCKING NEED YOU GUYS! I do not know anyone else in "real" life that uses...no one in my "real" life even knows I use.

 

 

To answer your question SS...what did I do besides email the hell out of you?

 

I did try to have sex with my childhood teddy bear but I kept getting way too emotional...I was like "hey bear!" he/she was like "What?" then I was like "Do you mind if I make sweet, sweet bear love to you?" he/she was like "get down on it, if you really want it!" but then he/she was like stareing longly into my eyes and the I was like...single tear rolls.

 

you asked

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Sooo...

 

One thing is for sure....I FUCKING NEED YOU GUYS! I do not know anyone else in "real" life that uses...no one in my "real" life even knows I use.

 

 

To answer your question SS...what did I do besides email the hell out of you?

 

I did try to have sex with my childhood teddy bear but I kept getting way too emotional...I was like "hey bear!" he/she was like "What?" then I was like "Do you mind if I make sweet, sweet bear love to you?" he/she was like "get down on it, if you really want it!" but then he/she was like stareing longly into my eyes and the I was like...single tear rolls.

 

you asked

 

You and your emotions.  They're gonna get you in trouble someday.  Probably in a run down Motel 6 off of the New Jersey Turnpike.  Wait, I promised to never bring that up again.

 

Sorry!

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Awsome to see you guys all back, that was kinda scary

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